Stout bottom
Butt Butt
Bitchy Kitty
Dilly
Bushy-bum
If someone were to eves drop on our apartment these are some of the names they would hear over and over in varying tones of adoration or frustration. Occasionally in tones overlaid with PAIN.
Jim's cat.
Jim's delightfully neurotic cat.
Officially, her name is Willow. On most day's the appropriate name is Demon Spawn. Today is a strange kind of day. Being that it's a lazy Sunday afternoon I just took a late shower and am now lounging in my bathrobe. Willow climbs across my chest and begins kneading my arm and... well... boob... like it's a normal thing. When I remove her from my chest she growls at me! Like I'm the bad guy for removing 14 pounds of claw ridden snarling happiness from my chest.
Geez.
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